GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And